Ok, firstly i have to tell you that these words don't make any sense for foreigners
In this video a lot of different dialects and slangs have been used so it can be very difficult to understand for someone who doesn't live in Poland
Anyway, i will try to explain that for you
(in brackets i will write a correct form)
here we go
Unfortunately this forum dosen't support Polish letters
Sniadanie dano, chcialbym zjesc trochw miodzia (miodu),
Breakfast was given, i would like to eat some honey"nie ma miodzia(miodu) - mowi Lodzia(Leokadia-polish name), "podrozalo troche miodzia.(miodu)"
"There is no honey" - Lodzia(Leokadia- don't know this name in english) says, "honey is now more expensiveLodzi kasa pokazaza, ze mi gala(
in this context gala means eye) wyleciala
Lodzi's cash register showed that my eye is out //
it means that the proce was so high that my eye's blew uptaka cena kolo miodzia dzisiaj stala
The price of honey was so high //
can't translate it literallyMoja stara(moja mama)... nadziala sie(znalazla sie) na dzial z kaszana(kaszanka)
My mother run into the section with black puddingTroche stala ... troche sie kiwo(kiwa sie) troche plasia(no idea what that word means
)
She was standing a little time ... was shaking a littlei jej sola(i jej mowi?) // in this context
And they say to herBo jej obwiescil(poinformowal ja) taki Bodzio(ktos), ze tu drodzio(drogo)... bardzo drodzio(drogo)
Because someone said her that it is expensive hereMam Mondeo w skrzyni(skrzynia biegow) mi rablo(zepsuaa sie) - kurde no!
I have Ford Mondeo, which has broken gearbox - damn!Tak dobrze szlo(tak dobrze sie wiodlo)!
Everything was ok until nowNa rodeo, stara
(in this context it can be a car) gotowo(gotowa), zebrac sie chce(ruszy? chce)!
Car is ready for some ride, want to goPaliwo gdzie?
Where is my fuel?Akcyza w gorze, kasy brak(pieniedzy brak), a jechac chce, chce...
Excise is high(expensive),i don't have money, and want to goMo(ma) pan pikny(piekny) kraj
You have a beautiful countryHeej ... ja sie przejde!
Hey, i will have a walkAnd that was a half of this video
I don't have a time right now for translating the second one because of tomorrow's exam, but i can do it later
Hope that it helped you